I’m reading a book about anti-gravity, and I can’t seem to put it down.

Have you heard of Pavlov? Yeah, his name rings a bell.

Want to hear a joke about Sodium? Na.

So, Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar…and doesn’t.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they always take things literally.

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

One atom says to the other, “I think I lost an electron.” The other atom goes, “Are you sure?” The first atom replies, “Yeah, I’m positive.”



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