Rain thingy idk mayun….and something along the lines of Jet Li peeing on Jackie Chan’s face

TRYING TO AVOID CLICHES WHILE WRITING ABOUT THE RAIN IT’S NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IS WRITING ABOUT IT WHICH MAKES IT CLICHE ANYWAYS BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH

See that featured image? You were expecting a quote over some background image right? WRONG. A QUOTE ON A POST-IT OVER SOME BACKGROUND IMAGE.

Everyone: “Whaaaaaaat?”

Well, I’m not going to write about my memories of rain itself. Or meat buns. Though meat buns were a close second. 🙂 Instead, I’m going to talk about the life-changing effect of the memory of the scene of the humor of the movie of the collaboration of Jackie Chan and Jet Li and how Jackie Chan got peed on his face. This post probably wouldn’t be here if he had mist.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you haven’t watched the Forbidden Kingdom, you should go watch it. There’s a really interesting plot, and it’s a martial arts movie with Jackie Chan and Jet Li. When you think about a martial arts movie, you can just visualize that one epic fight where it’s raining like crazy but the martial artists are going at it anyways.

“BROOOOOOOO-UUHH: Lip reading 101”

But, in the midst of the action between fights, there was always some comic relief. Jet Li really relieved himself. Hehe. The one scene that really gets me thinking about rain is when the Drunken Immortal (Jackie Chan) is travelling the desert with his compañeros, and they’re all ready to pass out of exhaustion and thirst, but they need to reach their destination. Their logic is that a Taoist Immortal possesses the power to call upon rain. The Silent Monk (Jet Li) has his doubts, so he’s anxious to see The Drunk dude of the group do the rain dance or something. So Jackie Chan is doing his prayer dealio by shoving a paint brush in his mouth and dipping it in ink afterwards to write some divine symbols to call upon the rain. HALLELUJAH! THE RAIN HAS COME! THE DROPS SPLASH UPON HIS FACE AS-

Nope.

“Gotcha.”

I don’t remember how long I was laughing at this. It was so hilarious at the time, it stuck in my memories. But ever since that scene, whenever I see, hear, or feel rain, all I can imagine is that Jet Li is peeing on my face. It’s a curse I tell you. A CURSE. And that’s why I prefer sunny days. I mean, that and wet socks, because, come on, everyone hates wet socks. They’re gross. But mainly the pee thing.

*Skeptically nods*

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-Alan

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